| ID | QuoteRole | Actor, Movie, (Year) |
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| “Inconceivable!” Vizzini |
Wallace Shawn The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.” Vizzini |
Wallace Shawn The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.” Vizzini |
Wallace Shawn The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!” Vizzini |
Wallace Shawn The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done, and no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. - Out of curiosity, why do you ask?” Vizzini |
Wallace Shawn The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “What? Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters...” Vizzini |
Wallace Shawn The Princess Bride (1987) |
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“You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!”
Vizzini
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Wallace Shawn The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.” Vizzini |
Wallace Shawn The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.” Vizzini |
Wallace Shawn The Princess Bride (1987) |