| ID | QuoteRole | Actor, Movie, (Year) |
|---|---|---|
| “You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.” Miracle Max |
Billy Crystal The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed.” Miracle Max |
Billy Crystal The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that.” Miracle Max |
Billy Crystal The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “You *are* the Brute Squad!” Miracle Max |
Billy Crystal The Princess Bride (1987) |
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“I've seen worse.”
Miracle Max
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Billy Crystal The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “Go through his clothes and look for loose change.” Miracle Max |
Billy Crystal The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “Wait. Wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?” Miracle Max |
Billy Crystal The Princess Bride (1987) |
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| “It would take a miracle” Miracle Max |
Billy Crystal The Princess Bride (1987) |